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A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!" he whined.
"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!"
"Oh my god", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex!"
Ha ha ha!
I hate lawyers, unless I've hired them.
Bob
This reminds me of an urban legend about a man who was riding on a public bus. He noticed that another passenger who had just boarded was bleeding. When the bleeding man was getting off, the observer saw that he was putting rings into his pocket. When the bus began to move again, the observer saw that the bleeding man had left a woman's hand grotesquely on the seat.
I sure hope that's an urban legend. Haloween is near.
Bob
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